My brain reverts to the juvenile when bored

I was just in a meeting that had very little impact on me, so it made it all the more distractingly amusing when this conversation occurred:

Female Manager: "What do you think about Dick?"

Female Lawyer: "I'm thinking no Dick."

FM: "But this looks like it's 90% Dick."

FL: "Yeah. This is a lot of Dick."

Male Accountant: "I thought we wanted Dick except for administrative."

FL: "I think we should do it again and pull the Dick out."

Seriously, it went on like this. Don't these people know what they are saying? Maybe they're just too sophisticated. The thing is, we all seem to be about the same age. It's not like I was the kid...I just think like one sometimes.

Stereotypical Girls

The lesbian couple downstairs loves to blast Melissa Etheridge music on Saturday nights.

In the year 2012

A man was preaching on the train a few weeks ago and I've been meaning to post the gist of his oration:

In the year 2012, we will be saved. We will dance with the wolves. The wolves will come down and they will be hungry. The buildings will tumble like washer-dryers. You will be taken to heaven. We will all be dancing with the stars. In the year 2012, it will end. We will be dancing with the stars who look like wolves. The wolves are hungry. Do not be left behind...

Tonight, a different man on the train was offering us all cheesecake and Gatorade. Everyone offers salvation in his own way.