Monday, December 17, 2007

In the year 2012

A man was preaching on the train a few weeks ago and I've been meaning to post the gist of his oration:
In the year 2012, we will be saved. We will dance with the wolves. The wolves will come down and they will be hungry. The buildings will tumble like washer-dryers. You will be taken to heaven. We will all be dancing with the stars. In the year 2012, it will end. We will be dancing with the stars who look like wolves. The wolves are hungry. Do not be left behind...
Tonight, a different man on the train was offering us all cheesecake and Gatorade. Everyone offers salvation in his own way.

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