Serious hormones

This morning I went into a panic and mad a bunch of last minute line up changes for my fantasy football team. Then, I went in search of affordable maternity pants that aren't ugly. After several hours of driving around to many stores and trying on numerous pairs of pants, I came home with no pants but with a shirt I don't need. I checked my fantasy scores only to find that my last minute changes f*ed me. Essentially, everyone I benched did well, and everyone I played did lousy. Now, I'm crying. This sucks.